Thursday, August 20, 2009

Friday, June 26, 2009

Ok, I'm not a Michael Jackson fan because of his later life. Thriller was an awesome album. Everyone can find a song they like on it. You have to give him credit for his work in pop music and across genres such as rock, rap, r&b ect... But, why are we surprised that he died? The man's been in surgery for the majority of the last 20 years cutting his face into an unrecognizeable mess. He put his body through so much strain, and not even while he was performing. It's always a tragedy when someone dies. Nobody deserves to lose life. But the real tragedy is the troops that are fighting for freedom who die just about daily. Do we know their names? No. Do we even care anymore? Honestly, we should care more.

Now onto some Michael Jackson jokes...

Farrah Fawcett made her journey to heaven and God told her that she can have one thing to leave on Earth. She said that she doesn't want the children to suffer anymore and lead happy lives. So God killed Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson's estate announced that he will not be buried because he's not biodegradeable.

Michael Jackson will be melted and used for lego's according to his estate. His will stated that he would like to be in the mouths of children after death as he was in life.

Too soon?

Saturday, June 20, 2009

New design up at! Actually, there's a bunch of designs up at! There's always new stuff to check out, but we try to keep up with the new designs at!!!

Monday, June 1, 2009

You know who I can't stand at the moment? Punk ass kids who are graduating high school this year! Is it me, or is the general intelligence of our youth slowly deteriorating? Maybe it's all the myspace'ing.. and facebooking.. now twittering we're going.. I don't know. Seems like kids don't know how to interact with people face to face these days! I asked a teenager a question today, a very basic question. "How much would you like to put on the account?" He mumbled at me for about 2 solid minutes and none of his mumble was a number! I asked for a dollar amount! Not a mumbo jumbo story that your own mother didn't understand!

Thing is, he was looking at me with half open eyes. (Or half shut depending on the way you view life) I think he was impersonating a rapper. Here's a hint for young adults; YOU CAN'T TALK LIKE THAT UNLESS YOU MAKE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS! If you do, you will be homeless by the time you're 25! What's sad is that high schools (and colleges) are passing these kids through the system!

If you can't speak halfway intelligently, you don't deserve a diploma!

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Thursday, May 28, 2009


I'm not quite sure why I picked out this shirt today. I like the font though. The saying is quite cliche yet funny...which you don't find too often.

So, today I will rant about tools. No! Not hammers and saws! But know? Assholes! By the way, the next few sentences will probably be littered with curse words, and yes I have a backspace, but I don't like reaching my pinky that far...So, you've been warned!

I hate tools! They are pretentious fucks who think the world revolves them! I deal with tools everyday at work. Unfortunately on multiple occasions and I happen to work for one as well. I pride myself on being able to pick up on the tool vibe early on in customer interactions and can usually steer a conversation in a direction to where they don't piss me off enough to go ape shit on them.. Today was not one of those days.

I had to deal with a customer who needed a warranty replacement on a device. We do not carry his particular device so we replaced it with a comparable model. However, the model is cheaper than what he paid for his device. So, instead of accepting the replacement with the same features, by the same manufacturer he pitches a bitch about how he paid $300 and the replacement only costs $200. And his is a touch screen (which constantly breaks down) and this model isn't! That is not comparable. Blah blah blah. To which I say, fine. I mean, I work with electronics. We all know that electronics hold their value so well. So I get a manager on the phone and of course he wants me to bend over backwards for this tool and do whatever it takes to get him out.

So I offer him an upgrade at no cost. The tool looks at the phone, clearly decides he doesn't like it, then says "That's not comparable too". To which I reply, "No, that's not comparable, that's an upgrade. Comparable was unacceptable to you. Now I'm allowing you to upgrade at no cost. You can take the upgrade, or we can give you the comparable unit." Well, you would have thought I called his mother a...well, due to my pinky not willing to reach the backspace I'll censor myself. But the word begins with "c" and ends in "unt". Now the tool is proclaiming that I'm being disrespectful and that he's been a customer for x number of years. To which I said, "I'll get my manager." He didn't even ask for a manager! I had to pull myself out of the game!

So, the manager gets done sucking the dude's...well...I'll have to censor myself again. But the word begins with "c" and ends in "ock". The dude leaves with the best, most expensive, device in the store. And now I've got heartburn. Thanks tool!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

It's Been A While

It's been too long! Busy times around the Bennett household with a big merger at work and all. I threw together this design because it reminds me of my hometown and my friends back home, which I miss dearly. This quote "It's banana time!" is from a home movie that my friends and I made about a group of friends who go to spring break and get in trouble with the law. The police (played by Adam and Robbie) stole the show! We had no props. Adam had a banana for an unexplained reason and he threw it to Robbie over the car as he was interrogating me (the driver) Robbie then peels the banana in front of us in a seductive way as Adam screams "Do you know what time it is? It's banana time!"

I know many of you won't find it funny, but it always makes me laugh.

Here's to childhood memories!

Friday, May 8, 2009

This is the kinda day I'm having. Damn you work for making me work from 7:45-7:45!!! These type hours are not conductive to positive results in customer service/sales. I found myself short with customers. So, if you're having an FU kinda day, pick up this print on a tee at!!

Saturday, May 2, 2009

This is how I'm feeling today...

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Need I say more? I hate hangovers. Everyone does! Those pills and powders just don't work. Want to avoid hangovers? OF COURSE YOU DO! The only cure is more booze! So, keep yourself in a drunken stupor to avoid that nasty hangover..

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Saturday, April 25, 2009

Small Business Logo Design

We'd like to announce our new small business intiative! At everyWEAR Designs ( we will design a logo complete with your business name address and phone number and put that logo on a tee shirt, mug, buttons, stickers, yard signs or banner! Turnaround time on logo is 72 hours and we can finish production and have everything delivered in 1-3 weeks depending on the size of your order!

If any small business is interested in a free quote contact Jim at!

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Today I had a Mitch Hedberg cd in while on the way home from work and I decided to put together a design in his memory. He is easily one of my favorite stand up comedians. This is my favorite joke of his. It goes like this...

"On a traffic light, yellow means hold on and green means go ahead. Well on a banana it's the other way around. Green means hold on. Yellow means go a head. And red means...where the hell did you get that banana at?"

He passed away March 29, 2005 of a drug overdose. We miss you Mitch! Like some of the other greats, you went too soon.

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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Who Knew?

Who knew pirates were Somalian? Is this their army? I thought they were still starving!!! I guess I'm behind on my current events. But not as behind as the Somalians. Pirates? Really? Are they using muskets still? Do they know what an ink pen is yet? Probably not.. I like pirates too! Well, the stereotypical pirate. I can't believe I have to say "stereotypical" when referencing pirates now. This is depressing.

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Monday, April 6, 2009

Bowling. A sport....ish. I love bowling! You don't have to be in shape. You can eat and or drink while bowling. You can be on the phone while bowling. What other sport can you be on the phone and play at the same time? Not even poker! I like bowling because it's simple in it's rules; yet nobody understands the scoring.

I was in a bowling league for a little while. Let me tell you, if you want to see people from all walks of life, join a bowling league. Old people, young people, fat and skinny. Black and white and any other color people come in. I saw a guy in a wifebeater and cut off jean shorts chewing dip, Do; bowl next to a guy wearing a Fubu tracksuit and designer bowling shoes with one of them glove things, Fra. That's what world peace is. Two guys from different walks of life playing a sport together. Well, not really together because they were on different lanes. But, they both didn't know what the hell they were doing when it came to the score, or programming the computer to read their full names.

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Let me take a minute to talk to you about bears. They're anti American. They sleep half the year away, they poop in the woods, and they eat people. Bears are bad; very very bad!

Now I'd like to talk to you about Jesus.

Just kidding. I know some of you got scared and almost hit the X!

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Monday, March 30, 2009

Some People...

Why is it that some people take pleasure in others' pain? I've experience this first hand over the weekend. I learned that I'm not getting a raise at work. My boss was smiling the whole time while delivering this message to me. I'd like to say a word to my boss...

Boss. You are an asshole. You know that I have 2 children and a wife to support. You gave raises to others who didn't deserve it. I know that I don't kiss your ass. Do I need to kiss your ass? Or should I find a new place to work? Because I know that you won't be able to replace my productivity. You are a self centered, narcissistic shit for brains. You are a stupid, stupid man who cheated his way to the top. You lied on your resume and you commit commission fraud and give personal customer information to friends with other companies. You should be in jail, and you do not deserve your job. Kiss my ass Boss.

Thank you.

Monday, March 23, 2009

At, we've released part of our Green Revolution lineup. It's time someone did something about the environment. Help us lead the way in saving this planet! Rome wasn't built in a day, and the Earth won't be saved overnight. But we can help spread the word and remind our friends, relatives, and complete strangers that we only have one planet. Our parents messed it up for us, the responsibility is on our shoulders to make it better for our kids.

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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Bernie Madoff

This design is one of our newer one's, it's very popular and is getting a lot of hits! It's a ladies design primarily. It'd work good as a kid's tee as well. I decided earlier today, that I would add a little bit of my personality into this blog instead of just pimping my tee's so, here it goes...

I want to talk about Bernie Madoff. This guy was too smart for his own good. Usually ponzi schemes exist in the middle to lower middle class and creep into the lower class because people have wide eyed expectations of being rich by investing money into a pyramid scheme.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with pyramid or ponzi schemes, the basic sales pitch is this: "Put in $100 and when 20 more people invest $100, you'll get $20,000!" A normal person would say that $1000x20 people is $2,000. But the catch is the empty promises of making all this money that really doesn't exist. This is the reason why it's mainly been perpetuated in the "lower" classes.

Bernie Madoff had a good idea, an illegal idea, but a good idea. If rich folks are anything, they're greedy! So, if you tell a rich guy "Hey, give me $2 million and I'll invest it here and there and you'll get a 20-50% return on your investment." Any rich guy'll jump on it. Sure, what's $2 million among friends? Well, when you're Bernie Madoff and you parlay that into billions, that's a pretty sound scheme!

Bernie Madoff had, what most crooks don't ever experience. He had a conscience. Living well, better than well and providing for his family's family's family for generations and generations got to him because of the way he made his money. For that I say, boo! Madoff, if you felt that bad, build schools, donate to underpriveledged kids for their college education. Don't turn yourself in only to give your dough back to the government! We've seen what they can do!

That brings me to another point. This stimulus package...It's bogus. It's not going to stimulate anything but Nancy Pelosi's package. (By package I mean penis) This stimulus is a joke! You want to solve the economical crisis we're experiencing, this is how you do it...

Instead of blowing the money on giving it straight to the banks. Give it to the people. Not just anyone, give it to people who have their homes currently in foreclosure or have received notice of foreclosure. Now, we don't want to cut them a check in their name, so you (the government) should make a payment for their house to their lending bank, at fair market value. Next, you (the government again) tell the bank, "Ok, we've paid off house A, now you own the house. Sell it for whatever you can get for it. Family A is now your tenant and they will live in your house rent free for 3-6 months." So, the banks get fair market value for their property twice. Sounds like a sweet deal to me.

Now, about poor family A who lost their house. First, their credit's not destroyed. Second, they live in a house rent free for 3-6 months. Should be plenty of time to a. find a job (if they're jobless, which most of them are not) and b. find a rental.

To me, it's a win-win-win. Yeah, the homeowner still loses their house, but they gain repairable credit, respect for not having a foreclosure on their credit and a huge head start on a second chance. The bank, well they win because they'll get close to, if not more than what they loaned for the property in the first place (after the sale of the property). The government wins because they're killing 2 birds with one stone (or buckshot, whichever you prefer). They're saving the American people from the foreclosure crisis and they're saving the banks from their irresponsible lending crisis. Foreclosed families will have more money to spend, banks will have more money to lend to responsible borrowers...

I think there's a law stating that banks can't directly own property. That's the only flaw I see. I think that can be avoided by changing one word. And that's from "own" to "purchase". During these times, banks should own the property, they're not going out and purchasing new land. But the government is saying "Here, you own this now. You have to sell it, you can't take rent on it." This gives the bank a reason to sell..

Makes sense to me.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

I'm a drummer. Used to be in a band and everything! So, this shirt is for me. I know, it sounds selfish. But, I'm tired of being put down for being a drummer. It's about time someone showed some Drummer Pride!

So, this one's for all the drummers out there! We're the only musicians who use all our limbs! It's gotta count for something!

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Monday, March 9, 2009

A Design With A Story

So, we came up with this design over the weekend and it comes with a story, the first one here on T-Shirt Daily...

So, I work for a retail store. I was coming into work at the same time as a co-worker, Roz. She's got a few years on me but she's an awesome person and we joke around a lot. A LOT! So anywho, we were told to start wearing shirts and ties at work and the ladies need to wear business professional clothing.

The first day with the new clothes, Roz says "Jim, you look nice. But you're missing something in the back." I thought my shirt came untucked or something. So, I check myself and she blurts out "Your butt!" Yes, I have no ass. In fact, my ass is almost concave.

So, I told her to stop staring at my ass and, the design is born! I also told her that I had so much missing in the back because I have so much in the front, but that's for another session...

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Friday, March 6, 2009

We are extremely excited to announce our first venture into personalized design. As you can see. We have the name Travis above, both in American Sign Language and spelled out. We have a very good feeling about this design! At the moment, you can only get this on mugs. But we are working to put this on pillows, trinket boxes, and possibly clocks and other exciting products!

Check out for the current list of names. If you don't see yours, don't worry! Send us an email at and let us know your name, we'll get it designed out for you within 24 hours!

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

The punk rock girl print can be found on many items including tee shirts, t-shirts, sweat shirts, posters, buttons, clocks and more only at! Come check us out! We always have something going on!

Monday, March 2, 2009

A twofer today! Here's another St. Patty's Day print fresh off the presses just for you! Find this print on many different shirt options on!

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Another St. Patty's Day Print

Yet another St. Patrick's Day print! This design can be found on a variety of tee's on! This shirt is the ideal gift for those bar hoppers in your life, or maybe just for yourself! On St. Patty's Day, we're all bar hoppers!

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Friday, February 27, 2009

This shirt is perfect for those rock and roll fans in your life. Country music sucks. Yes sir. (or ma'am) Get the shirt today! Start the revolution! Country music is getting out of hand, now. 3 channels on directv! This is ridiculous. All we fans of rock have left is fuse. And that's not even 100% rock! How pitiful...

Thursday, February 26, 2009

New Day, New Shirt

Just in time for St. Patrick's Day! Kiss Me, I'm Drunk! You can still order this shirt and have it delivered in plenty of time before the big day.

I can smell it now, the corned beef, green beer, and B.O. Gotta love St. Patty's day! Before you get sloshed, make sure you get this shirt! It may be the only way you get any on St. Patty's...

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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Hockey Tee

This print showcases an aged hockey player, clearly past his prime, toting along a 5 pack of beers and using an obviously old pair of blades.This t shirt print is available only at For us true hockey fans! Bring the sport back with this print! Remind people that hockey really is still a sport.

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