Thursday, August 20, 2009

Friday, June 26, 2009

Ok, I'm not a Michael Jackson fan because of his later life. Thriller was an awesome album. Everyone can find a song they like on it. You have to give him credit for his work in pop music and across genres such as rock, rap, r&b ect... But, why are we surprised that he died? The man's been in surgery for the majority of the last 20 years cutting his face into an unrecognizeable mess. He put his body through so much strain, and not even while he was performing. It's always a tragedy when someone dies. Nobody deserves to lose life. But the real tragedy is the troops that are fighting for freedom who die just about daily. Do we know their names? No. Do we even care anymore? Honestly, we should care more.

Now onto some Michael Jackson jokes...

Farrah Fawcett made her journey to heaven and God told her that she can have one thing to leave on Earth. She said that she doesn't want the children to suffer anymore and lead happy lives. So God killed Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson's estate announced that he will not be buried because he's not biodegradeable.

Michael Jackson will be melted and used for lego's according to his estate. His will stated that he would like to be in the mouths of children after death as he was in life.

Too soon?

Saturday, June 20, 2009

New design up at! Actually, there's a bunch of designs up at! There's always new stuff to check out, but we try to keep up with the new designs at!!!

Monday, June 1, 2009

You know who I can't stand at the moment? Punk ass kids who are graduating high school this year! Is it me, or is the general intelligence of our youth slowly deteriorating? Maybe it's all the myspace'ing.. and facebooking.. now twittering we're going.. I don't know. Seems like kids don't know how to interact with people face to face these days! I asked a teenager a question today, a very basic question. "How much would you like to put on the account?" He mumbled at me for about 2 solid minutes and none of his mumble was a number! I asked for a dollar amount! Not a mumbo jumbo story that your own mother didn't understand!

Thing is, he was looking at me with half open eyes. (Or half shut depending on the way you view life) I think he was impersonating a rapper. Here's a hint for young adults; YOU CAN'T TALK LIKE THAT UNLESS YOU MAKE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS! If you do, you will be homeless by the time you're 25! What's sad is that high schools (and colleges) are passing these kids through the system!

If you can't speak halfway intelligently, you don't deserve a diploma!

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Thursday, May 28, 2009


I'm not quite sure why I picked out this shirt today. I like the font though. The saying is quite cliche yet funny...which you don't find too often.

So, today I will rant about tools. No! Not hammers and saws! But know? Assholes! By the way, the next few sentences will probably be littered with curse words, and yes I have a backspace, but I don't like reaching my pinky that far...So, you've been warned!

I hate tools! They are pretentious fucks who think the world revolves them! I deal with tools everyday at work. Unfortunately on multiple occasions and I happen to work for one as well. I pride myself on being able to pick up on the tool vibe early on in customer interactions and can usually steer a conversation in a direction to where they don't piss me off enough to go ape shit on them.. Today was not one of those days.

I had to deal with a customer who needed a warranty replacement on a device. We do not carry his particular device so we replaced it with a comparable model. However, the model is cheaper than what he paid for his device. So, instead of accepting the replacement with the same features, by the same manufacturer he pitches a bitch about how he paid $300 and the replacement only costs $200. And his is a touch screen (which constantly breaks down) and this model isn't! That is not comparable. Blah blah blah. To which I say, fine. I mean, I work with electronics. We all know that electronics hold their value so well. So I get a manager on the phone and of course he wants me to bend over backwards for this tool and do whatever it takes to get him out.

So I offer him an upgrade at no cost. The tool looks at the phone, clearly decides he doesn't like it, then says "That's not comparable too". To which I reply, "No, that's not comparable, that's an upgrade. Comparable was unacceptable to you. Now I'm allowing you to upgrade at no cost. You can take the upgrade, or we can give you the comparable unit." Well, you would have thought I called his mother a...well, due to my pinky not willing to reach the backspace I'll censor myself. But the word begins with "c" and ends in "unt". Now the tool is proclaiming that I'm being disrespectful and that he's been a customer for x number of years. To which I said, "I'll get my manager." He didn't even ask for a manager! I had to pull myself out of the game!

So, the manager gets done sucking the dude's...well...I'll have to censor myself again. But the word begins with "c" and ends in "ock". The dude leaves with the best, most expensive, device in the store. And now I've got heartburn. Thanks tool!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

It's Been A While

It's been too long! Busy times around the Bennett household with a big merger at work and all. I threw together this design because it reminds me of my hometown and my friends back home, which I miss dearly. This quote "It's banana time!" is from a home movie that my friends and I made about a group of friends who go to spring break and get in trouble with the law. The police (played by Adam and Robbie) stole the show! We had no props. Adam had a banana for an unexplained reason and he threw it to Robbie over the car as he was interrogating me (the driver) Robbie then peels the banana in front of us in a seductive way as Adam screams "Do you know what time it is? It's banana time!"

I know many of you won't find it funny, but it always makes me laugh.

Here's to childhood memories!

Friday, May 8, 2009

This is the kinda day I'm having. Damn you work for making me work from 7:45-7:45!!! These type hours are not conductive to positive results in customer service/sales. I found myself short with customers. So, if you're having an FU kinda day, pick up this print on a tee at!!