Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Need I say more? I hate hangovers. Everyone does! Those pills and powders just don't work. Want to avoid hangovers? OF COURSE YOU DO! The only cure is more booze! So, keep yourself in a drunken stupor to avoid that nasty hangover..

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Saturday, April 25, 2009

Small Business Logo Design

We'd like to announce our new small business intiative! At everyWEAR Designs ( we will design a logo complete with your business name address and phone number and put that logo on a tee shirt, mug, buttons, stickers, yard signs or banner! Turnaround time on logo is 72 hours and we can finish production and have everything delivered in 1-3 weeks depending on the size of your order!

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Saturday, April 18, 2009

Today I had a Mitch Hedberg cd in while on the way home from work and I decided to put together a design in his memory. He is easily one of my favorite stand up comedians. This is my favorite joke of his. It goes like this...

"On a traffic light, yellow means hold on and green means go ahead. Well on a banana it's the other way around. Green means hold on. Yellow means go a head. And red means...where the hell did you get that banana at?"

He passed away March 29, 2005 of a drug overdose. We miss you Mitch! Like some of the other greats, you went too soon.

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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Who Knew?

Who knew pirates were Somalian? Is this their army? I thought they were still starving!!! I guess I'm behind on my current events. But not as behind as the Somalians. Pirates? Really? Are they using muskets still? Do they know what an ink pen is yet? Probably not.. I like pirates too! Well, the stereotypical pirate. I can't believe I have to say "stereotypical" when referencing pirates now. This is depressing.

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Monday, April 6, 2009

Bowling. A sport....ish. I love bowling! You don't have to be in shape. You can eat and or drink while bowling. You can be on the phone while bowling. What other sport can you be on the phone and play at the same time? Not even poker! I like bowling because it's simple in it's rules; yet nobody understands the scoring.

I was in a bowling league for a little while. Let me tell you, if you want to see people from all walks of life, join a bowling league. Old people, young people, fat and skinny. Black and white and any other color people come in. I saw a guy in a wifebeater and cut off jean shorts chewing dip, Do; bowl next to a guy wearing a Fubu tracksuit and designer bowling shoes with one of them glove things, Fra. That's what world peace is. Two guys from different walks of life playing a sport together. Well, not really together because they were on different lanes. But, they both didn't know what the hell they were doing when it came to the score, or programming the computer to read their full names.

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